Not Me Monday

I've become a little freakishly obsessed w/ this site and she has this theraputic way of letting everyone tell a little of their "flubs" (but "not" flubs) from the past week. I thought this week I would participate.

I absolutely would never wear a get up the other morning planning to wear a pair of pants to work only to find that there was a laundry detergent mess on them only to throw on a skirt instead and look down 3 hrs later and realize that I planned on pants for a reason. I did not forget that I hadn't shaved my legs in about a week and a half. I did not then make a mental note to self that is now Spring, Winter is over, shaving is a must...at least every other day.

I don't know who would ever (definitely not me) go an entire day singing the Humpty Dance. I absolutely don't know every single word to that song. My son absolutely didn't catch on and start singing parts of it with me either.

I did not find my 12 month old daughter elbow deep in the toilet the other day either. NO WAY. NOT ME! I didn't take said daughter who uses her hair (what little she has) as a napking to Red Lobster for lunch yesterday either where she continued to reek of seafood for the rest of the entire afternoon until I finally gave her a bath before bed last night and she went to sleep finally smelling like a fresh clean perfect little baby girl!

AND...i did not have to wear Marty's deoderant this a.m. because i totally didn't forget to buy my own deoderant at the store yesterday!

I didn't do any of it. It wasn't me!!